Medical Jokes (1)

ေပါ့ေပါ့ပါးပါးေလး ျဖစ္သြားေစမယ့္ ဟာသေလးေတြပါ.. ဘာသာျပန္ၾကည့္ပါေသးတယ္.. ေပါ့ရႊတ္ရႊတ္ျဖစ္သြားလို ့ ဒီအတိုင္းပဲ တင္ေပးလိုက္တာပါ့.. Medical Joke websites ေတြကပါ..

အ၀တ္အစားဆိုတာ ေၾကမြေနရင္ မီးပူတိုက္ရမွာေပါ့..

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter: "What are you doing naked?" The daughter responds: "This is the dress of love." When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband. When her husband arrives, he asks her: "What are you doing naked, woman?" She responds: "This is the dress of love." And he said to her, "Well, go iron it first."

အတိုေကာက္အေရးေကာင္းပံုမ်ား..
A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache.

He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.

The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."

ေၾသာ္.. လက္စသတ္ေတာ့ သူနာေနတာ လက္ကိုး..

A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
"It hurts when I press here" (pressing his side)
"And when I press here" (pressing the other side)
"And here" (his leg)
"And here, here and here" (his other leg, and both arms)

So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... "You've got a broken finger!

ဆံုးရႈံးလိုက္ပံုမ်ား..

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any
specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems
to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a
hemophiliac?"

"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is
more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a
hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your
period?" the doctor inquired.

After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or
eight hundred dollars, I guess."